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　　男：“你丫怎么现在才来？都几点了？！”

　　女：“我们家有点事儿，我爸他……”

　　男：“打住吧！打我认识你那天起，你们家事儿就没断过！我就纳了闷了，你爸一退伍老战士，怎么比人家阿拉法特同志还火啊？！”

　　女：“得得得，至于的吗？不就是晚来了一会儿吗？”

　　男：“一会儿？我在寒风里溜溜等了一个多小时了！”

　　女：“那又怎么着？上回你跟二子他们去三里屯喝酒，我还在门口杵了仨多钟头呢！冻得我一脑袋的冰碴儿，跟水晶灯似的… …”

　　男：“您那是等我？您那是盯梢！仨钟头，你活该！说起这事我就来气，我说你是学什么专业的？旁的本事没有，盯、关、跟的道行您倒是挺深；还一脑袋的冰碴水晶，我呸！不就是些冻成固体的鼻涕泡吗？也不照照您自个那点坯子……”

　　女：“说话别那么损啊！我坯子怎么了？嫌我长得不好，你找一好的给我瞅瞅啊！”
　　男：“你以为我不能？要不是我这人心慈手软，早就把你像甩大鼻涕似地甩了！”

　　女：“嗨，你还来劲了！也不瞅瞅你自己那点德行！要说你爸妈可真够伟大的，怎么就攒巴出你这么个半生不熟的东西！”

　　男：“我长得是不如你，你瞧你长得多好……跟模特似的，而且还是毕加索先生专用的！我说怎么刚认识你就觉得眼熟呢，合着在毕老先生的名画里都见过！”

　　女：“那也不如你！达芬奇打小练画、画的就是你吧？我还真挺纳闷的，达芬奇怎么就透过你妈的肚子、把你的模样画得那么逼真！”

　　男：“怎么着？达芬奇画鸡蛋惹着你了？嫉妒了对不对？谁让你的胸脯还不如蛋黄大呢？说真的，要不是你见天儿在前面罩着个假胸，我还真就分不清楚你的正、反面呢！”
　　女：“就你好！细的跟根儿牙签似的

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