The Top Ten Stupid Criminals of 2007 十大愚蠢的罪犯，在2007年 A policeman’s job is never easy, but dumb criminals make it somewhat easier.一名po.lice的工作，是件很不容易的，但哑巴罪犯，使之比较容易。 This list was whittled down from a much longer list of stories of the stupid things lawbreakers did this past year.这份名单是whittled下降从一个更长的名单故事，愚昧的东西，不法分子却在过去一年里。 These are in chronological order instead of rank.这些都是在时间顺序而不是职级。 The dates are from the news stories; in some cases the crime itself happened earlier.日期是从新闻故事，在某些情况下，犯罪本身发生较早。 Most of the links have accompanying video.大部分的联系，有陪同视频。 1. 1 。 Lottery Thief Sets Himself on Fire彩票小偷套引火自焚 ROME, GA June 2 罗马，加文6月2日 A convenience-store thief got away, but the video from the security camera told a strange, strange tale.一家便利商店小偷没来，但是录像由保安摄影机告诉一个奇怪的，奇怪的故事。 A man broke into the store overnight, and tried to cover his tracks by burning the place down.一名男子闯入店过夜，并试图掩盖他的轨道由燃烧的地方。 He threw charcoal lighter fluid around, but by the time he ignited it, the fumes had permeated the store, and he set himself on fire .他义无返顾地木炭较轻流体左右，但经过一段时期，他点燃了它，烟雾已渗透到商店，而他引火自焚 。 While in flames, he grabbed a roll of lottery tickets and fled.而在火海，他拿起一卷彩票后逃走。 At the time of the story, police were looking for a man with facial, neck, and possibly wrist burns.在时间的故事中，警方正在寻找一名男子的脸部，颈部，并在可能的手腕烧伤。 2. 2 。 Ten Hours Stuck in Restaurant Vent十几个小时停留在餐厅发泄 HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, FL June 8 希尔斯伯勒县，外语6月8日 An employee of the Lucky Buffet noticed a strange sight on arriving at the restaurant.一名雇员的，幸运的自助餐注意到一个奇怪的视线到达餐厅。 There were legs hanging out of a vent over the grill!有腿悬出的一个通风口超过烧烤！ 45-year-old Billy Jordan had tried to enter the restaurant the night before by climbing through the ductwork, but became stuck and stayed there for ten hours.今年45岁的比利约旦曾试图进入餐厅前一天晚上攀爬透过管道，但由于坚持并在那里待了十几个小时。 Hillsborough County Fire Rescue workers used a rope to pull Jordan back out through the roof, after which he was arrested for burglary.希尔斯伯勒县消防救援人员用绳子拉回到约旦透过屋顶后，他被逮捕，因爆窃。 3. 3 。 Immovable ATM不动产自动柜员机 MILWAUKEE, WI July 27 密尔瓦基，无线7月27日 Three men backed a stolen vehicle through the glass front of a gas station.三名男子后盾被窃车辆透过玻璃前面的一个加油站。 Their intent was to steal an ATM.他们的意图是窃取提款。 But they didn’t realize that ATMs are bolted to the floor .但他们没有认识到， 自动柜员机是螺栓到地上 。 After some thought, they tied a rope around the machine and attched it to the vehicle, but still could not dislodge it.经过一番思考，他们系上绳子机和attched它在汽车，但仍无法取出。 They left empty-handed.他们空手离开。 The ATM was still in working order the next day.农技团仍然在工作秩序的第二天。 4. 4 。 The Famous Duct Tape Bandit著名的胶带封强盗 ASHLAND, KY August 13 Ashland公司，健扬8月13日 Police say Kasey Kazee entered Shamrock Liquors and attempted to rob the store.警方说，堆得kazee进入酢酒，并企图抢劫商店。 Employees were astonished that he had disguised his face by wrapping it in duct tape!雇员吃惊的发现，他曾伪装成他的脸进行包装，它在胶带封！ The store manager chased him out with a baseball bat and an employee held him in the parking lot until police arrived.商店经理赶出来棒球和雇员举行了他在停车场，直到警方抵达。 Police removed the duct tape after taking pictures, and arrested Kazee, who denied any memory of the incident.警方排除了胶带封拍照后，并拘捕kazee ，他否认有任何记忆的事件。 See a video report here .看到一个视频报告在这里 。 5. 5 。 The Sign of the Crime该标志所犯罪行 |
